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In
lieu of any property rights and responsibilities, you will receive
really impressive BRAGGING rights along with the following:
• A
tax deduction for the full amount of your purchase
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A certificate suitable for framing
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Landowner's name cast in a bronze plaque on
Preservation
Wall
(optional)
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Bumper sticker stating, "I own waterfront property in
Newport, Rose Island"
• Pack of postcards to send to friends and family
• A
REALLY good feeling deep down inside
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